Thursday, December 28, 2006

Paki Jokes !



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Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.


Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.


Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.


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There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."

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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


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A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for
weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to
write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter
addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to
the President of the India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President
thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided
to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the
Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those people
deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

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