Thursday, December 28, 2006

Paki Jokes !


Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.


There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."


When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for
weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to
write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter
addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to
the President of the India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President
thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided
to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the
Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those people
deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

Game Cheats for turok 3

Game Cheats for turok 3


Here are the cheats and modes you earn fair and square:

Beat level 1: Fruity stripes mode
Beat level 2: Pen and ink mode
Beat level 3: Gouraud mode
Beat level 4: Big hands and feet mode
Defeat Golden Eye: Big head cheat
Beat level 5: All map cheat
Defeat the Queen Mantid: Tiny enemies mode
Beat level 6: All weapons cheat
Defeat Mother: Infinite ammo cheat
Defeat Primagen: All special items cheat
Twice: Invincibility cheat
On HARD: Infinite lives cheat
I'll have to get back to you on the rest of them.

Here's cheat codes for wimps (from's code bank):

FROOTSTRIPE: Fruity stripes mode
IGOTABFA: Pen and ink mode
HOLASTICKBOY: Skinny enemies mode
PIPSQUEAK: Tiny enemies mode
STOMPEM: Big hands and feet mode
UBERNOODLE: Big head cheat
ONLYTHEBEST: View credits cheat
LIGHTSOUT: Blackout mode
AAHGOO: Zach attack, a baby face will be on the healths
HEEERESJUAN: Juans cheat, I haven't the slightest clue

Here's some cool things I found at

Master code:
Enter BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND as a code to activate invincibility, all weapons, unlimited ammunition, and the minor cheat codes. If a multi-player game is started after the code is activated, you may pause game play and select any single player level to allow both players to go through the game together.
Information in this section was contributed by R.P.Conroy, AznKnyt, StarX92, Ken, Elliot Parke, vlad, sjc2000, Ellisdolan, Matthew Olson, bedson, and others.

The code also reveals the final Boss' name (Oblivion) in next game in the series, Turok 3: Shadow Of Oblivion.
Information in this section was contributed by Droideka12.

Opponents have big heads:
Enter UBERNOODLE as a code.

Stick man:
Enter HOLASTICKBOY as a code.

Big hands and feet:
Enter STOMPEM as a code.

Small opponents:
Enter PIPSQUEAK as a code.

Pen and ink graphics:
Enter IGOTABFA as a code.

Blackout mode:
Enter LIGHTSOUT as a code.

Frootie stripes:
Enter FROOTSTRIPE as a code.
Information in this section was contributed by Nike649864.

Gouraud shading:

The baywatch dream!

The baywatch dream!

Baywatch for an average TV viewer is all about lifeguards in skimpy bathing suits running around saving helpless drowning people. They are equipped with state of the art equipment like jetskees and radios.

The Goan government’s baywatch dream is just to setup lookout towers on the beach with comfortable seats for people to sit and enjoy the sunset. The people who are supposed to man these towers have either not been hired yet or are on an extended vacation, of course when the minister comes for a visit the towers will be manned.

What really perturbs me is the fact that during the recent swimming test given to selected lifeguards who had passed the first round of selection, only 2 out of the 123 souls passed and the rest had to be rescued from the water simply because they forgot to learn swimming before they came for the test.

The biggest surprise was not that they failed the swim test but that tourism officials had failed to ask them the question: "Do you know how to swim??”, perhaps their susegaad attitude may have let them assume that all people applying for the job of a lifeguard would at least know swimming. Perhaps the esteemed minister is yet to get up from his deap slumber, maybe he is still dreaming of the beauties in baywatch.

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